groovy-bastard:

Ancient supernatural dudes fighting to the death over something really dumb.


(Source: slime-minister)


dxindustriesinc:

some-newtype-bullshit:

EVERY PART OF THIS IS WRONG

I don’t even know where to start with this

(Source: mastaroshi78)


ryeou:

maasikašarlott (by lovikutsu)

ryeou:

maasikašarlott (by lovikutsu)


sagihairius:

"Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?"
“I Scooby Dooby Doo”


merrigel:

Fave characters: Nervous Kid and Horrible Grandpa




bokunoarmin:

psa

like

if u wanna talk to me & are shy because u think ur bothering me

pls do it

i’m not cool or popular

i’m a sad lonely meme


friend of mine (mahou shoujos) drew lolita emil!!  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
emil belongs to errantlethargy

friend of mine (mahou shoujos) drew lolita emil!!  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

emil belongs to errantlethargy



the press of plump lips against his own

is enough to melt him,

he thinks he might but

instead his hands are working their way

through the soft hair of the human before him

calloused hands hesitantly

clutch at the black collar around his neck

lips part and metal clinks abruptly against teeth

the swede’s apology is cut short

with a smile and more kisses

this is the first of many; memories he holds dear


the rush that he feels is

spreading throughout his body

and coursing through his veins,

it goes without a description

all except for a single

                       ” groovy.


the legs around his waist are different

they are plump and womanly

the voice that sneers into his ear,

round and human,

is one he finds deplorable and unpalatable

it says such dirty things

tests the limits of his resolve

but within the hisses from that fall from the vixen’s lips;
there lies truth

he sorely wants

for something he can not have


hot and sticky, they lay entangled

slowly coming down off their high

their heavy breathing calms and lips curl

into shared smiles of passion

as if they alone know the secrets of love

tureman